Mo Better Haiku

What is "qimpunity" anyway?

But brain qimpunity
Make disappear the we ight
Heya long time

Yet another brilliant ED medication spam:

"Is your dimension bringing you dishearened."

And this? Who knows?

" Fw: hmrpoiynn"

Not a Haiku, but...

I love the title of this spam:

"chariot rolling off in his Duchess's consolatory arms? She is gone"

Here's the best part: it's an ad for discount Viagra! Brilliant!