Spam Haiku A-Go-Go!

Thanks to the barrage of spam we've been receiving lately, we bring you mondo absurd haiku!

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Eine oyook new
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competing against better
beholder behead
all, phave gdo cwood

Mo Better Haiku

What is "qimpunity" anyway?

But brain qimpunity
Make disappear the we ight
Heya long time

Yet another brilliant ED medication spam:

"Is your dimension bringing you dishearened."

And this? Who knows?

" Fw: hmrpoiynn"

Not a Haiku, but...

I love the title of this spam:

"chariot rolling off in his Duchess's consolatory arms? She is gone"

Here's the best part: it's an ad for discount Viagra! Brilliant!

All from one little e-mail...

The following haiku was taken from a single subject line:

it captivate be corduroy
it blurb try emblematic
be pushout

Huh?

Forget nonsensical phrases and clauses. Forget misspellings. Full-on nonsense is the Spam Title Haiku trend of the day!

howz going
br0ke 0ut 0f its base
eat be asleep

Re: ve nder news
sfind por gdays
Re: tr apes news

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Vol. 6

This edition of Spam Title Haiku is rife with misspellings and absurdity:


Re: Styx heckle
how we deal with the storms. We can
A eat go troop dink

her ask my scherzo
are common, with an estimated
But type at ti forefather

As dance so overseer
On can to painting slips edgy
it can my stele programer

Vol. 5

This week's entries are rich in simile:

But want as artillery scrimshaw
With wait as humanitarian handout
Or want is tippet disperse

As hurt on gavel
As make do shellacking pasturage
And give as exposure